Archive for February, 2008

The horror, the Bollywood horror…

If you thought Bollywood was all about dancing, singing, Big Brother racism and incredibly low-budget adaptations of The Matrix, then think again because it turns out that you’re only half right. It seems there’s a darker side to Bollywood too, a nightmare world stalked by hideously-bearded vampire werewolves, hideously-bearded cyclopses, a zombie that looks like Jeff Goldblum, some cats and a 3D fat Zorro. It’s hard to tell what’s going on in most of these bad boys but it seems that beards = evil and moustaches = good. One of my favourites is the unfortunately named ‘Jaani Dushman’, who is so fearsome that in one of the posters they could only bear to draw half his face.

Have a look at the entire gallery here to peep horror game. I can only hope that this all has something to do with the Bollywood version of Thriller (read on to watch)…

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Fresh Cotton?

Peep this chap. He’s called Sebas (as in “Kick his ass Seabass”). He works for one of Europe’s finest on-line retailers Fresh Cotton (www.freshcotton.nl). For a German, he really is a damn funny chap.

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Guilty Simpson & Percee P

The boys from Stones Throw Records tore up Cargo on Saturday night. Damn they were good. If you get a chance to catch the tour do it…

Percee is said to be the world’s fastest rapper, Simpson is the big dude… Guilty of eating all the pies apparently.

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